Music Mondays - Classic Comps Part 1

Twenty years ago, during the era when CD's were popular, Disc-man's were prevalent, and large stereo systems were the norm for any young adult's bedroom, the Christian music industry sought to capitalize on the Christian culture's desire to grow by mirroring the larger culture's trends.

This took many forms, including 'CD Clubs' with names like 'Power + Glory' which promoted various Christian artists  by often comparing them to their more popular secular counterparts. 

"If you like ___________, then check out ______________" the marketing stated.

Offering alternatives certainly had it's benefits, but when those alternatives were little more than poor imitations, it gave the CCM industry a reputation for mediocrity that it had a hard time shaking. 

In memory of that strange and unusual time, I offer this Music Monday of some randomly selected Christian bands and their secular comparison. I decided to avoid individuals for the sake of length. 

And next week, we'll look at the flip side - some CCM trailblazers who proved to be ahead of their time and larger cultural trailblazers as far as musical styles are concerned. So here is a list of Christian bands and the secular groups they owed a large part of their popularity too. 

Let me just mention that these particular songs are only meant to reflect the style of each band and not be a straight one-to-one comparison to the other song.

Bleach - Weezer

This one was obvious even at the time. Bleach was putting out really good music in their own right and like Weezer, they were only a niche band even at their peak. 

Plus One - NSync, Backstreet Boys

Of all the ways CCM tried to mirror pop music, this may be the most cringe-worthy. Did we really try to make a go of the whole Boy Band thing? Yes we did, and I'm sure someone made some money...but man...smh.

Polarboy -  Red Hot Chili Peppers, Counting Crows

I fell in love with Polarboy at apparently the end of their run which happened to coincide with the   release of Californication by the Chili Peppers. So while I was listening to the Back from Nowhere album, my hallmates my freshman year of college were blasting RHCP and at one point, I couldn't tell them apart very well.

The Waiting - REM

Two bands, both acoustically driven and both led by baldish-roundheaded-kind-of-short singers with memorable but unspectacular voices - one a gigantic Hall-of-Fame cultural icon while the other was a band that struggled to get even a couple hits on Christian radio. The Waiting still stands up though.

OC Supertones - Mighty Mighty Bosstones

The late 90's and early 2000's featured some interesting fads. One of the most remarkable was the popularity of Ska music. Instruments typically showcased in marching bands were suddenly adopted into rock bands that often featured a raspy-voiced lead vocalist. 

I grew to personally loathe this whole movement as my best friend and freshman year of college roommate used this as his alarm clock song that played through his stereo. Given I'm not a morning person and he commonly got up before I did, it wasn't long before I couldn't stand to hear even a note of any of it.

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This is no way is meant to demean theses artists as if they were all frauds. While it would be easy to be cynical about these artists, really that would be misplaced criticism. First of all, some of those Christian options were legitimately good and presented Christian truth in a relevant package. 

But looking back at that period overall, it is easy to cringe at much of it. But isn't it our own fault as a Christian culture that we accepted this 'milk' when we should have been clamoring for more 'solid food'? Shouldn't we have been more demanding of original styles and voices and creativity from the CCM industry?

Music Mondays - Worst Christian Music Videos of All-Time

There are plenty of things within Christian culture that make me shake my head. Along with lame t-shirts and self-help books disguised as spirituality, Christian Music Videos have to be right up there.

There are good Christian music videos out there, and soon I will do a top 10 best list. But when you combine the comparitive lack of money invested with the generally lower quality of production and music (both in comparision to the music industry at-large), often the results are cringe-worthy.

So with this post, I will be ranking the worst, most cringe-worthy Christian Music Videos of all time. Here, in short, is my criteria:

Each video had to be from a well-known Christian artist. After that, I ranked each video based off of four categories, dated fashion (out of style haircuts, clothes), annoyance level of the song, strange-ness of the video concept, and how irrelevant the artist or group is now. Fashion (Fash.), Annoyance (Annoy.), and Video Concept (VC) were all ranked 1-10, with the higher the number, the worse it is. Artist Irrelevance (Art.Irr.) was on a scale of 1-5. This had a smaller scale because I felt like the more 'dated' a video, the more likely the artist is no longer popular and I didn't want to double-penalize some nominees. So each total score is based off of a range between 1-35.

So below is my countdown with scores and a brief explanation.

Honorable Mention:

Jesus is a Friend of Mine by Sonseed.

This doesn't make it because the cut because this group was never a well-known Christian artist in their time. But had they been, this would have scored a perfect 35. When I say "cringe-worthy" this really defines the term.

10. Jesus Will Still Be There by Point of Grace

Admittedly, this is a biased pick. I had to have a P.O.G. song on this list because they were the bane of my existence in high school, thanks to Word of Life Summer Camps constantly playing their music and the girls in our youth group celebrating them like the Beatles.
Their major infractions come with the areas of fashion and video concept. Are these women trapped in dungeon somewhere - is that the subliminal message being communicated here? Because it would really fit the theme of the song and the director should be considered a genius.
Total Score = 17 (Fash.- 5, Annoy.- 3, VC- 5, Art.Irr.- 4)